Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!

(Source: melancholylove, via missrenaaa)

v-o-g-u-e:

tomlinsogay:

forever reblog.

every time i see this, i shall reblog.

v-o-g-u-e:

tomlinsogay:

forever reblog.

every time i see this, i shall reblog.

(Source: teamofonedirection, via ohhitsjesus)


No matter what type of blog you have, this wouldn’t mess it up. I love Jesus Christ for dying on the cross for me. Thank You, Jesus, I love You.

(via ifyougotweedyoucancomeflywithme)

(Source: su-ic-id-al, via ohyeselifresh)

themulahtruth:

damn.
hottay:

Four-year-old Paige Bennethum really, really didn’t want her daddy to go to Iraq. So much that when Army Reservist Staff Sgt. Brett Bennethum lined up in formation at his deployment this July, she couldn’t let go. No one had the heart to pull her away. Everyone should stop reblogging hipster photos and reblog this, it won’t ruin your ‘type’ of blog. 

hottay:

Four-year-old Paige Bennethum really, really didn’t want her daddy to go to Iraq. So much that when Army Reservist Staff Sgt. Brett Bennethum lined up in formation at his deployment this July, she couldn’t let go. No one had the heart to pull her away. Everyone should stop reblogging hipster photos and reblog this, it won’t ruin your ‘type’ of blog. 

(Source: shriinaguiaa, via embraceyour-imperfections)

kateoplis:

wreckandsalvage:

It’s classic parent-teenager strife, revamped for the Internet age: A 15-year-old takes to Facebook to curse her parents and complain about chores and the pressures of youth. Her disgusted father videotapes and posts a lengthy rebuttal punctuated by nine gunshots as he empties his pistol into her laptop. (via)

“And, you’re gonna have to pay me back for my bullets.” 

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

just-fatima:

rainbowshaka:

carsonmariekristen:

Dear God, I haven’t cried that hard in so long.

First 30 seconds: Already rebloged.

tears and chills.

Cried.

image

i’m literally sobbing and i can’t breathe

omfg… I CRIED ♥♥

God, I’m like bawling me eyes out. <3

Oh, Jesus, the guy with his dog, I can’t …

oh god I didn’t think I would really cry that much

HELD IN MY TEARS UNTIL THE MIDDLE.

AND THEN WHEN THAT GIRL SAW THE TWO SOLDIERS SITTING DOWN.

ALL MY TEARS MAN.

I DID SOMETHING SIMILAR WHEN VICTOR CAME BACK.

SOBBBUUUUU MY ASSHOLE OF A BROTHER

No lie, I cried more than half way through ;___;

First three seconds and I was done.

Oh god. I’m sobbing. ;~;

;~; *sniffs*

Oh my god… That was so heart warming :’3

omg <3

this made me cry so bad, i cant imagine not having my dad around :(

oh my god :’( never cried so much from a tumblr video

first couple of seconds and i started bawling my eyes out. omg

omg cried my eyes out

instantly cried omg

awww.

Videos on tumblr usually doesn’t affect me this much but I cried, I don’t understand how you could NOT cry at this tbh

forever reblog<3

I got a little teary eyed watching this… who am I kidding? I bawled my eyes out! <3

Oh my goodness, that was a good cry, so awesome!

omg the dog

i tried fighting back the tears so much. but wouldn’t work. couldn’t stop crying

God, why do I do this to myself? Bawling my eyes out.

this always makes me cry so much!

Omg the second one!!!

I don’t even know what to do with myself… <3 I love this.

Didn’t think I’d cry so much :”)

i honestly didn’t think i was gonna cry but im still crying :’]

i think i have to poop

(Source: thatanything, via simplymarilynne)